Celebrity is a product. We don’t like to admit it because it ruins the immersion, but every A-list actor is essentially a software package. They have a sleek UI, a carefully curated set of features, and a PR department that acts as a 24/7 bug-fix team. But every now and then, the code breaks. A piece of the underlying architecture is revealed. That’s what happened this week when Hrithik Roshan—Bollywood’s closest approximation of a biological GPU—posted a tribute to his late speech coach, MM Baig.
Roshan didn’t just lose a teacher. He lost the man who patched his most glaring system error.
In a post that’s currently doing the rounds on the algorithmic outrage-and-empathy machine, Roshan credited Baig with helping him find his voice. Literally. It’s no secret that the man often referred to as a "Greek God" struggled with a debilitating stutter for years. It’s the kind of flaw that shouldn’t exist in a high-end commercial asset. In the hyper-polished world of Mumbai’s elite, a glitch in the audio output is a career killer. Baig was the technician who sat in the room for hours, sanding down the edges of Roshan’s speech until it was smooth enough for mass consumption.
"You helped me gain confidence over my..." Roshan wrote. He didn't need to finish the sentence. The industry knows the story. It’s the narrative of the underdog hidden inside the body of a superhero. But let’s look at the friction involved here. We aren't talking about a "journey" or a "pathway." We’re talking about a grueling, expensive, and often lonely process of mechanical recalibration.
Think about the trade-off. To be a star of that magnitude, you don't get to be human. You have to be a projection. Every time Roshan spoke on screen, he was running a program that Baig helped write. That’s a heavy burden for a teacher. It’s not just about phonetics; it’s about the psychological overhead of maintaining a persona that doesn’t allow for a trip-up. If Roshan stutters, the stock price of the movie drops. If he misses a syllable, the brand dilutes. Baig wasn't just teaching confidence; he was managing a high-stakes investment.
The tech world loves a good "pivot" story, but this is something different. It’s about the labor we hide. We live in an era where AI can clone a voice in three seconds, removing every stutter and hesitation with a single line of code. We’re obsessed with the "clean" output. But Roshan’s tribute to Baig reminds us that the human version of that cleanup is messy. It’s sweaty. It involves a room, two people, and the repetitive, boring work of trying to get a tongue to behave.
There’s a specific kind of cynicism in how we consume these "emotional notes" on social media. They’re designed to humanize the un-humanizable. They’re meant to make us feel like we’re part of a private moment, even though that moment is being broadcast to millions of followers and monetized via engagement metrics. We see the "Teacher" label and we think of something selfless. And maybe it was. But in the ecosystem of global celebrity, a teacher is also a consultant. Baig was the secret weapon in the "Hrithik 2.0" rollout.
The cost of this perfection is rarely discussed. The hours spent in front of a mirror aren't "inspirational"—they’re a tax paid to a society that refuses to look at anything that isn't flawlessly rendered. Roshan’s "confidence" wasn't a gift; it was a hard-won patch for a system that wasn't allowed to fail.
Now Baig is gone, and the tribute has been filed into the bottomless archive of the internet. It’ll get its likes, it’ll get its shares, and the "Greek God" will go back to being a perfectly functioning piece of entertainment hardware. We’ll go back to watching the movies, blissfully unaware of the hours of manual labor it took to make those lines sound like they were effortless.
It’s a nice sentiment, the idea that a teacher can save a soul. But in the cold light of the digital age, it feels more like a maintenance report for a machine that’s finally acknowledging its most important mechanic.
If the person who taught you how to speak to the world is gone, who’s left to tell you when you’re starting to glitch again?
